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1. Список говнокодов пользователя d3n4

   Всего: 4

2. C# / Говнокод #12313

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   public bool checkUser(UserModel model = null)
   {
   	check:
   	if(model != null)
   		if(model.authenticated != false)
   			if(model._id > 0)
   				return true;
   			else
   				goto check;
   		else
   			goto check;
   	else
   		goto check;
   	return false;
   }

   а вдруг?!

   d3n4, 19 Декабря 2012

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3. PHP / Говнокод #12308

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   # GET /dialog([0-9]+)
   Public Static Function Dialog($senderId){
       $user = Session::Restore();
       IF($user){
           $users = Collection::Get('users', 'UserModel');
           $sender = $users->Find( Query::Equal('id', $senderId) );
           IF(sizeof($sender) > 0){
               $sender = $sender[0];
               $profile_view = self::Profile($sender->id);
               $mails = Collection::Get('mail', 'MailModel');
               $in = $mails->Find( Query::All( Query::Equal( 'tid', $user->id ), Query::Equal('fid', $sender->id) ) );
               $out = $mails->Find( Query::All( Query::Equal( 'fid', $user->id ), Query::Equal('tid', $sender->id) ) );
               $dialog = array();
   
               ForEach($in as $inMsg){
                   IF(!$inMsg->read)
                   {
                       $inMsg->read = 1;
                       $inMsg->save();
                   }
               }
   
               ForEach( $in as $message ){
                   IF(!isset($dialog[$message->time]))
                       $dialog[$message->time] = array();
                   $dialog[$message->time][] = array('type'=>'in', 'message'=>$message);
               }
   
               ForEach( $out as $message ){
                   IF(!isset($dialog[$message->time]))
                       $dialog[$message->time] = array();
                   $dialog[$message->time][] = array('type'=>'out', 'message'=>$message);
               }
   
               ksort($dialog);
   
               $profile_view->Set('ProfileContent', 'dialog.php')->Set('dialog', $dialog);
               return $profile_view;
           }
           throw new ForbiddenException( l('Sender is not found') );
       }
       throw new ForbiddenException( l('User is not authenticated') );
   }

   d3n4, 18 Декабря 2012

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4. PHP / Говнокод #12291

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   # POST /register
   Public Function Register(){
       foreach((array)$_POST as $k=>$v)
           $_POST[$k] = addslashes(strip_tags($v));
       $login = $_POST['Login'];
       $password = $_POST['Password'];
       $email = $_POST['Email'];
       $firstname = $_POST['FirstName'];
       $lastname = $_POST['LastName'];
       $errors = array();
   
       IF(!Session::Restore()){
           Driver::Init();
           IF(String::is_valid_email_address($email)){
               IF(strlen($login) > 3 && strlen($login) <= 12 && String::Check('([a-zA-Z0-9_]+)', $login) ){
                   IF(strlen($password) > 5 && $password == $_POST['RePassword']){
                       $users = Collection::Get('users')->Select(Query::Equal('login', $login));
                       IF(!sizeof($users)){
                           $user = new User;
                           $user->login = strtolower($login);
                           $user->password = md5($password);
                           $user->regtime = time();
                           $photo = UploadedFiles::Get('Photo');
                           IF($photo)
                               IF($photo->exists){
                                   $photoHash = md5('photo_'.$user->login);
                                   $photosPath = APPLICATION_DIR.'/assets/uploads/photos';
                                   $photo->Path = $photosPath.'/tmp/'.$photoHash;
                                   ImageProcessing::MakeThumb($photo->Path, $photosPath.'/300/'.$photoHash.'.jpg', 100, 300, 500);
                                   ImageProcessing::MakeThumb($photo->Path, $photosPath.'/100/'.$photoHash.'.jpg', 100, 100);
                                   ImageProcessing::MakeThumb($photo->Path, $photosPath.'/50/'.$photoHash.'.jpg', 100, 50);
                                   @unlink($photo->Path);
                                   $user->photo = $photoHash;
                               }
                           $user->save();
                           Session::Link($login, $password);
                           return Router::Redirect('/profile');
                       }
                       else $errors[] = l('This username is already taken');
                   }
                   else $errors[] = l('Password length must be more than 3');
               }
               else $errors[] = l('Login length must be more than 3, and less than 13 characters and contain only Latin characters');
           }
           else $errors[] = l('Your email address must be in the format of [email protected]');
       }
       else $errors[] = l("You are already registered");
       $view = new View('main.php');
       return $view->Set('Content', 'registration.php')->Set('login', $login)->Set('email', $email)->Set('firstname', $firstname)->Set('lastname', $lastname)->Set('errors', $errors);
   }

   Ну так.

   d3n4, 14 Декабря 2012

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5. C++ / Говнокод #12259

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   public OnPlayerSpawn(playerid) {
       IsSpawned[playerid]=1;
       if(Team[playerid]==ZOMBIE) { TextDrawSetString(Textdraw9[playerid],"You are a ~r~Zombie~w~. Kill & Infect every Human to complete your mission.");
   	} else if(Team[playerid]==HUMAN) { TextDrawSetString(Textdraw9[playerid],"You are a ~r~Human~w~. Prevent Zombie attacks and survive till the end."); }
       TextDrawHideForAll(Box); TextDrawHideForAll(text_Top5[0]); TextDrawHideForAll(text_Top5[1]);
   	TextDrawShowForPlayer(playerid, Textdraw0);	 TextDrawShowForPlayer(playerid, Textdraw1);
   	TextDrawShowForPlayer(playerid, Textdraw2);	 TextDrawShowForPlayer(playerid, Textdraw3);
   	TextDrawShowForPlayer(playerid, Textdraw4);	 TextDrawShowForPlayer(playerid, Textdraw5);
   	TextDrawShowForPlayer(playerid, Textdraw6);	 TextDrawShowForPlayer(playerid, Textdraw7);
   	TextDrawShowForPlayer(playerid, Textdraw9[playerid]);
   	TextDrawShowForPlayer(playerid, Textdraw15); TextDrawShowForPlayer(playerid, Textdraw16[playerid]);
   	SetTeam(playerid); SetClass(playerid); 
   	if(Infection==1) {
           Infection=0;
           if(Totalplayers>=2) {
   			SetTimer("InfectionLoad",0,0);
   		} else if(Totalplayers>=10) {
   			SetTimer("InfectionLoad",0,0);
   			SetTimer("InfectionLoad",0,0);
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   	} return 1; }

   Серьезно?

   d3n4, 08 Декабря 2012

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