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/*Windows 8 source code.*/
/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Cairo(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 2012
*/
#include "winnt.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL_HARD_C
#define INSTALL_DIR_WINDOWS
char make_prog_look_big[160000000] ;
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_4gb_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
display_funny_3d();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_vista();
show3d_in_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
if (fast_gpu())
{
setitonfire(dx12);
}
if (lotofmemory())
{
//achtung: red alert!
/* allocateforfutureuse(200mb); */
allocateforfutureuse(2gb);
}
/* printf("Welcome to Windows Vista"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 7"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 8");
if (system_ok())
crashex(aero3denalbed());
else;
/* system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE); */
while(something)
{
allocate_random_memory();
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
display_uac_prompt();
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
draw_3d_bsod();
die();
}