1. C++ / Говнокод #6536

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    /*Windows 8 source code.*/
/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Cairo(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 2012
*/

#include "winnt.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL_HARD_C
#define INSTALL_DIR_WINDOWS

char make_prog_look_big[160000000] ;

void main()
{
    while(!CRASHED)
    {
         display_copyright_message();
         display_bill_rules_message();
         do_nothing_loop();

         if (first_time_installation)
         {
             make_4gb_megabyte_swapfile();
             do_nothing_loop();
             display_funny_3d();
             hang_system();
         }
 
         write_something(anything);
         display_copyright_message();
         do_nothing_loop();
         do_some_stuff();
         if (still_not_crashed)
         {
             display_copyright_message();
             do_nothing_loop();
             basically_run_windows_vista();
             show3d_in_loop();
             do_nothing_loop();
             do_nothing_loop();
         }
     }
 
     if (detect_cache())
         disable_cache();
 
     if (fast_cpu())
     {
         set_wait_states(lots);
         set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
         set_mouse(action, jumpy);
         set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
     }
    
     if (fast_gpu())
     {
         setitonfire(dx12);
     }

     if (lotofmemory()) 
     {  
        //achtung: red alert!
        /* allocateforfutureuse(200mb); */
         allocateforfutureuse(2gb);

     }
 
     /* printf("Welcome to Windows Vista"); */
     /* printf("Welcome to Windows 7"); */
     printf("Welcome to Windows 8");
 
     if (system_ok())
         crashex(aero3denalbed());
     else;
     /*    system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE); */

 
     while(something)
     {
         allocate_random_memory();
         sleep(5);
         get_user_input();
         sleep(5);
         display_uac_prompt();
         act_on_user_input();
         sleep(5);
     }
     draw_3d_bsod();
     die();
}

    Запостил: wwwww, 03 Мая 2011

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