1. C++ / Говнокод #3060

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    FILE *h=fopen(fileDMB, "r");
char *fileDMBtext;
while(fileDMBtext=fgetc(h)!=EOF){return 0;}

    Я даже знаю компилятор в котором это работает.

    hromjo, 20 Апреля 2010

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  2. Java / Говнокод #3059

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    public class XXX implements YYY
{
    public static final String UTILITYBATCHES = "utilityBatches";
    public static final String UTILITYCALCULATIONS = "utilityCalculations";
    public static final String WARDREGISTRATION = "wardRegistration";
    public static final String WARDINSPECTIONS = "wardInspections";
    public static final String WARDPRIMARYREGISTRATION = "wardPrimaryRegistration";
    public static final String SOCIALEVENTS2DOCUMENTS = "socialEvents2documents";
    public static final String SOCIALEVENTS = "socialEvents";
    public static final String SOCIALPACKAGES = "socialPackages";
    public static final String SOCIALAIDS = "socialAids";
    public static final String PRIVCATEGORIES = "privCategories";
    public static final String PAYMENTS = "payments";
    public static final String PAYMENTDETAILS = "paymentDetails";
    public static final String PAYMENTBATCHES = "paymentBatches";
    public static final String FAMILYRELATIONS = "familyRelations";
    public static final String FOSTERFAMILIES = "fosterFamilies";
    public static final String FAMILYMEMBERS = "familyMembers";
    public static final String INVALIDNESS = "invalidness";
    public static final String HEALTHINSPECTIONS = "healthInspections";
    public static final String EMPLOYMENTS = "employments";
    public static final String EDUCATION = "education";
    public static final String DOCUMENTS = "documents";
    public static final String FAMILIES = "families";
    public static final String DECORATIONS = "decorations";
    public static final String CALCULATIONS = "calculations";
    public static final String ATTRIBUTEVALUEHISTORY = "attributeValueHistory";
    public static final String ATTRIBUTEVALUES = "attributeValues";
    public static final String ASSIGNMENTS = "assignments";
    public static final String ADDRESSES = "addresses";
    public static final String ATTACHMENTS = "attachments";
    public static final String PERSONS = "persons";
    public static final String OCCUPANCIES = "occupancies";
    public static final String PROPERTIES = "properties";
    public static final String BUILDINGS = "buildings";
    public static final String WELFAREDELIVERY = "welfareDelivery";
}

    clipper, 20 Апреля 2010

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  3. Java / Говнокод #3058

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    public static Boolean parseBoolean(Object x)
     {
          if(x instanceof Integer)
               return (Integer) x != 0;

          if(x == null)
               return false;

          if(x instanceof Boolean)
               return (Boolean) x;

          if(x instanceof Double)
               return Math.abs((Double) x) < 0.00001;

          return !("" + x).equals("");
     }

    Веселый кусочег из эмулятора сервера Lineage II (Сборка от L2f).

    VirtualVoid, 20 Апреля 2010

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  4. Си / Говнокод #3057

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    #include <avr/interrupt.h>
#include <avr/io.h>
#include <stdio.h>

static void avr_init(void);
void uart_putchar(char value);
unsigned char read_adc(unsigned char adc_input);

unsigned char adc_enable;

ISR(SIG_UART_RECV)
{
	unsigned char tmp;
	tmp=UDR;
	if (tmp=='1') adc_enable=1;
	else adc_enable=0;
}

int main(void)
{
	avr_init();
  sei();
	uart_putchar('A');
  for(;;)
  {
    if(adc_enable)
    {
      uart_putchar(read_adc(0x00));
      adc_enable = 0;
    }
  }
  return(0);
}

static void avr_init(void)
{
  PORTB=0b00000000;
  DDRB=0b00001111;

  PORTD=0b00111100;
  DDRD=0b11000011;

  // Baud Rate: 57600
  // Character Size: 8-bit
  // Mode: Asynchronous
  // Parity: Disabled
  // Stop Bit: 1-bit
  // Multi-processor Communication
  UBRRL = 0x0c;
  UBRRH = 0x00;
  UCSRA = 0x01;
  UCSRC = 0x86;
  UCSRB = 0xd8;

  ADMUX=0x60;
  ADCSRA=0xA6;
  SFIOR&=0x0F;
  SFIOR|=0x10;

  return;
}

void uart_putchar(char value)
{
  loop_until_bit_is_set(UCSRA, UDRE);
  UDR = value;
  return;
}

unsigned char read_adc(unsigned char adc_input)
{
  ADMUX=adc_input|0x60;
  // Start the AD conversion
  ADCSRA|=0x40;
  // Wait for the AD conversion to complete
  while ((ADCSRA & 0x10)==0);
  ADCSRA|=0x10;
  return ADCH;
}

    JovialLiX, 19 Апреля 2010

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  5. PHP / Говнокод #3056

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    <?
echo $i++ + ++$i;
?>

    rvn, 19 Апреля 2010

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  6. C++ / Говнокод #3055

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    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(widget, "geometry"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p1, "pos"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p2, "pos"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p3, "pos"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p4, "pos"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p5, "pos"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p6, "pos"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p1, "rotation"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p2, "rotation"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p3, "rotation"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p4, "rotation"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p5, "rotation"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p6, "rotation"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p1, "opacity"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p2, "opacity"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p3, "opacity"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p4, "opacity"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p5, "opacity"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p6, "opacity"));

    QAbstractTransition *t2 = state2->addTransition(button, SIGNAL(clicked()), state3);
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(box, "geometry"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(widget, "geometry"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p1, "pos"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p2, "pos"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p3, "pos"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p4, "pos"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p5, "pos"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p6, "pos"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p1, "rotation"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p2, "rotation"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p3, "rotation"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p4, "rotation"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p5, "rotation"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p6, "rotation"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p1, "opacity"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p2, "opacity"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p3, "opacity"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p4, "opacity"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p5, "opacity"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p6, "opacity"));

    QAbstractTransition *t3 = state3->addTransition(button, SIGNAL(clicked()), state1);
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(box, "geometry"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(widget, "geometry"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p1, "pos"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p2, "pos"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p3, "pos"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p4, "pos"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p5, "pos"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p6, "pos"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p1, "rotation"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p2, "rotation"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p3, "rotation"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p4, "rotation"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p5, "rotation"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p6, "rotation"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p1, "opacity"));
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    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p4, "opacity"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p5, "opacity"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p6, "opacity"));

    http://qt.gitorious.org/qt/qt/blobs/4.7/examples/animation/states/main.cpp

    Пример использования Qt animation framework: образцовый быдлокод.

    Lockal, 19 Апреля 2010

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  7. JavaScript / Говнокод #3053

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    HTTP/1.1 404 Not found
Server: Netscape-Enterprise/4.1
Date: Mon, 19 Apr 2010 13:05:32 GMT
Content-type: text/html
Connection: close

<script language="JavaScript">
                              port=0
                  while ( port==0 || port==9 || port==7 ){
                                  port=Math.floor(Math.random()*1000)
             while (port>=100) port-=100
                                          while (port>=10) port-=10
                                                                     }
location="http://"+"10.1.100.120:8"+port+document.location.pathname+document.location.search+document.location.hash
</script>

    вот такой суровый редирект. может вам будет смешно но я из-за неизвестного мудака убил полтора часа.
    думаю он хотел рандомом генить порт от 1 до 1000
    а потом смотреть входит оно в диапазон 81-86,88
    оно подтупливало и он придумал "оптимизацию" ))

    дети, никогда так не вычисляйте остатки
    а если сильно хочется рандомов и всего то уж лучше так

    <script language="JavaScript">
    port=Math.floor(Math.random()*8)+1;
    if (port==7) port++;

    location="http://"+"10.1.100.120:8"+port+document.locatio n.pathname+document.location.search+docu ment.location.hash
    </script>

    3.14159265, 19 Апреля 2010

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  8. Java / Говнокод #3052

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    public Map<ComponentType,
				Map<GameType,
					Map<SubGameType,
						Map<String /*currency*/, 
							Map<Stake /*stake*/, 
								Map<Integer /*maxplayers*/, IPair<Long /*minChips*/, List<Long /*tableCode*/>>>
							>
						>
					>
				>
			>
			generate(int casinoCode) {

		Map<ComponentType,
			Map<GameType,
				Map<SubGameType,
					Map<String /*currency*/, 
						Map<Stake /*stake*/, 
							Map<Integer /*maxplayers*/, IPair<Long /*minChips*/, List<Long /*tableCode*/>>>
						>
					>
				>
			>
		> result = new HashMap<ComponentType, Map<GameType,Map<SubGameType,Map<String,Map<Stake,Map<Integer,IPair<Long /*minChips*/, List<Long /*tableCode*/>>>>>>>>();

		Map<GameType,
		Map<SubGameType,
			Map<String /*currency*/, 
				Map<Stake /*stake*/, 
					Map<Integer /*maxplayers*/, IPair<Long /*minChips*/, List<Long /*tableCode*/>>>
				>>>> componentTypeMap = new HashMap<GameType, Map<SubGameType,Map<String,Map<Stake,Map<Integer,IPair<Long /*minChips*/, List<Long /*tableCode*/>>>>>>>();

....

			Map<SubGameType,
			Map<String /*currency*/, 
				Map<Stake /*stake*/, 
					Map<Integer /*maxplayers*/, IPair<Long /*minChips*/, List<Long /*tableCode*/>>>>>> gameTypeMap = new HashMap<SubGameType, Map<String,Map<Stake,Map<Integer,IPair<Long /*minChips*/, List<Long /*tableCode*/>>>>>>();

    Made in Estonia

    bot225, 19 Апреля 2010

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  9. ActionScript / Говнокод #3051

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    package org.casalib.util {
    
    /**
        Utilities for constructing and working with Classes.
        
        @author Aaron Clinger
        @version 02/13/10
    */
    public class ClassUtil {
        
        /**
            Dynamically constructs a Class.
            
            @param type: The Class to create.
            @param arguments: Up to ten arguments to the constructor.
            @return Returns the dynamically created instance of the Class specified by <code>type</code> parameter.
            @throws Error if you pass more arguments than this method accepts (accepts ten or less).
            @example
                <code>
                    var bData:* = ClassUtil.construct(BitmapData, 200, 200);
                    
                    trace(bData is BitmapData, bData.width);
                </code>
        */
        public static function construct(type:Class, ...arguments):* {
            if (arguments.length > 10)
                throw new Error('You have passed more arguments than the "construct" method accepts (accepts ten or less).');
            
            switch (arguments.length) {
                    case 0 :
                        return new type();
                    case 1 :
                        return new type(arguments[0]);
                    case 2 :
                        return new type(arguments[0], arguments[1]);
                    case 3 :
                        return new type(arguments[0], arguments[1], arguments[2]);
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                        return new type(arguments[0], arguments[1], arguments[2], arguments[3]);
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                    case 8 :
                        return new type(arguments[0], arguments[1], arguments[2], arguments[3], arguments[4], arguments[5], arguments[6], arguments[7]);
                    case 9 :
                        return new type(arguments[0], arguments[1], arguments[2], arguments[3], arguments[4], arguments[5], arguments[6], arguments[7], arguments[8]);
                    case 10 :
                        return new type(arguments[0], arguments[1], arguments[2], arguments[3], arguments[4], arguments[5], arguments[6], arguments[7], arguments[8], arguments[9]);
            }
        }
    }
}

    Lavir_the_Whiolet, 19 Апреля 2010

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  10. Си / Говнокод #3050

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    sei();
			}
		
		if( xp_buff_ready > 0 && pc_rec_en == 0 )
		{
			for( i=0; xp_buff_ready!=i; i++ )
				rs232_transmit(xp_response[i]);
				
			clear_buff(1);
			xp_buff_ready = 0;
			xp_rec_en = 0;
			my_window = 0;
		}
		if( ack == 1 )
		{
			rs232_transmit('A');
			rs232_transmit('C');
			rs232_transmit('K');
			rs232_transmit(' ');
			rs232_transmit('E');
			rs232_transmit('r');
			rs232_transmit('r');
			rs232_transmit('o');
			rs232_transmit('r');
			ack = 0;
			my_window = 0;
			xp_rec_en = 0;
		}
	};
	return 0;
}

void clear_buff(unsigned char buff)
{
	if( buff == 0 )
		for( i=0; i<18; i++ )
			pc_command[i] = 0;
	if( buff == 1 )
		for( i=0; i<16; i++ )
			xp_response[i] = 0;
	return;
}

void avr_init(void)
{
	// 62500 9bit 1 stop no parity
	UCSR0A=0x00;
	UCSR0B=0x9C;
	UCSR0C=0x86;
	UBRR0H=0x00;
	UBRR0L=0x0F;

	// 56000 8bit 1 stop no parity
	UCSR1A=0x00;
	UCSR1B=0x98;
	UCSR1C=0x06;
	UBRR1H=0x00;
	UBRR1L=0x11;
	
	DDRC = 0b00000011;
	PORTC= 0b00000000;
	
	DDRD = 0b00000001;
	PORTD= 0b00000000;
	
	DDRG  = 0b00011011;  //определить все ножки порта G (PG3 - DE status, PG4 - DE counter) 
    PORTG = 0b11100100;  //включить подтяжку резисторов 
	
	DDRD  = 0b11111000;  //PD0, PD1 - SCL-SDA, PD2 -RxD1, PD3 - TxD1 PD4 - STAT/COUN, PD5 - RE STAT, PD6 - RE Coun, PD7 - testLD
	PORTD = 0b01101111;  //подключить внутренние резисторы на входах, a  выходы установить  в "0"
	
	PORTG &=~_BV(PG4);	 //disable DE RS485
	PORTD &=~_BV(PD5);  //enable RE RS485
	
	return;
}

    JovialLiX, 19 Апреля 2010

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