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PHP / Говнокод #25659

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function getStringSizes($width = NULL, $height = NULL, $depth = NULL, $unit = NULL)
{
    if (!$width && !$height && !$depth)
        return NULL;
    $strResult = '';
    if ($width)
        $strResult .= $width;
    if ($height) {
        if (!empty($strResult))
            $strResult .= ' x ';
        $strResult .= $height;
    }
    if ($depth) {
        if (!empty($strResult))
            $strResult .= ' x ';
        $strResult .= $depth;
    }
    if ($unit)
        $strResult .= ' ' . $unit;
    return $strResult;
}

когда забыл про существование implode

just4fun, 03 Июня 2019

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Куча / Говнокод #25658

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8HSQCfX4AALFCn.jpg
https://images.unian.net/photos/2019_06/1559473591-5515.jpg
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1135216166669037570/pu/vid/202x360/3VVY_LQXRNEw5tLo.mp4

После хлопка на заводе "Кристалл" за медицинской помощью обратились 89 ватников.

Increment_Excrement, 03 Июня 2019

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C# / Говнокод #25657

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var type = shape switch
{
  Rectangle((0, 0), 0, 0) => "Point at origin",
  Circle((0, 0), _) => "Circle at origin",
  Rectangle(_, var w, var h) when w == h => "Square",
  Rectangle((var x, var y), var w, var h) =>
    $"A {w}×{h} rectangle at ({x},{y})",
  _ => "something else"
};

https://habr.com/ru/post/454446/#comment_20232586

Какой бароп )))

OCETuHCKuu_nemyx, 02 Июня 2019

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Куча / Говнокод #25656

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https://habr.com/ru/post/454354/

> я на данный момент только выпустился из 11-го 
> На мой взгляд у меня имеется неплохое резюме с кучей ачивок и хороший скилл,
   который я день за днем совершенствую последние 8-9 лет.

Какой скилл )))
Помню свой 11 класс, где я понятия не имел что такое погромирование.

AHCKuJlbHblu_nemyx, 01 Июня 2019

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Куча / Говнокод #25655

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Раньше я дебажил и плакал.
 Но с тех пор как я прочитал книгу Роя Искандеровича Ошерова 
"Искусство автономного тестирования" моя жизнь изменилась к лучшему,
 я познал настоящую радость всепрдбывающую!
 Как же это здорово жить без ошибок! 
Надо просто по другому взглянуть на проблему! Спасибо вам, спасибо...

 Спасибо и вам, Стивен Спилбергович МакКонакал, за ваши мудрые советы...
Главный технический императив разаработки ПО - управление сложностью 
- я помню!...

____

Общество анонимных дебаггеров на Кактусинской, 25 - и ты  свободен!

lyashkaket, 01 Июня 2019

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PHP / Говнокод #25654

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array_filter($input, $callback);
array_map($callback, $input);

OCETuHCKuu_nemyx, 31 Мая 2019

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JavaScript / Говнокод #25653

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<script>
        window["flags"] = {
        "purcTOFlag": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "ENBL_CANCEL_POLICY": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "ENBL_BACKUP_CHECK_OLD_DEVICES": "false" == "true" ? true : false,
        "ENBL_DIRECT_ACCESS_LINKS": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "ENBL_NEW_ABG_URL": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "cr_9839666": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "cubaCRFlag": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "cubaMultiCityCRFlag": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "youthCRFlag": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "ENABLE_AFOP_MODE": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "SHARE_ITINERARY_ON_FACEBOOK": "false" == "true" ? true : false,
        "cr_11668201": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "hotelCRFlag": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "cr_adoshareitinerary": "false" == "true" ? true : false,
        "ROUNDOFF_AMOUNT_FOR_US_EDITION": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "hideSeatPromotionalBanner": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "enablePremiumRougeCR": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "availFareSplit": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "improvedMixedCabin": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "adoPassengerPrepopulate": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "adoIataInformation": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "premiumRougeSeatSelection": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "displayIntlTerminal": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "continueDisabledLightboxIsEnabled": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "createAeroplanFromConf": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "contOnAvailPage": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "alpiSpecialAssistanceCRFlag": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "removePaxTitle": "false" == "true" ? true : false,
        "perDiemInsurance": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "isVisaCheckoutEnabled": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "isCashRewardEnabled": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "masterPassCRFlag": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "masterPassAllowedEdition": "CA\-en:CA\-fr:CA\-zh",
        "youthphase2CRFlag": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "isCitylistPerfEnabled": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "isSingleTravelOptionEnabled": "false" == "true" ? true : false,
        "retainPaymentInformation": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "hotelChildAgeCR": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "displayGeoFirst": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "displayDiscAvail": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "premiumRougeUpsell": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "enableReplaceOpinionLabs": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "displayOalRef": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "newTravelOptionsLayoutFlag": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "hotelWidgetAPI": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "enableCombinedPhoneNo": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "hideTripSummaryForMobile": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "enableSecureAttribute": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "enhancedPreviewSeatMap": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "enhancedSeatMap": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
        "firstClassCabinCR": "true" == "true" ? true : false,
         .
         .
}

Taken from aircanada.com. Enjoy!

devfromhell, 31 Мая 2019

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JavaScript / Говнокод #25650

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<template>
  <div class="side-effects">
    <div class="side-effects__text" v-html="text"></div>
  </div>
</template>

<script>
    export default {
      name: 'SideEffects',
      data () {
        return {
          text: '<strong>JORNAY PM can cause serious side effects, including: </strong>' +
        '<ul>' +
        '<li>' +
        '<strong>Abuse and dependence.</strong> JORNAY PM contains methylphenidate. JORNAY PM, other methylphenidate-containing products, and\n' +
        'amphetamines have a high chance for abuse and can cause physical and psychological dependence. Your healthcare provider should check\n' +
        'you or your child for signs of abuse and dependence before and during treatment with JORNAY PM.' +
        '<ul>' +
        '<li>Tell your healthcare provider if you or your child has ever abused or been dependent on alcohol, prescription medicines, or street\n' +
        'drugs. </li>' +
        '<li> Your healthcare provider can tell you more about the differences between physical and psychological dependence and drug addiction. </li>' +
        '</ul>' +
        '</li>' +
        '<li>' +
        '<p class="mb-0"><strong>Heart-related problems, including:</strong></p>' +
        '<ul>' +
        '<li>sudden death, stroke, and heart attack in adults</li>' +
        '<li>sudden death in children who have heart problems or heart defects</li>' +
        '<li> increased blood pressure and heart rate </li>' +
        '</ul>' +
        '</li>' +
        '</ul>' +
        'Your healthcare provider should check you or your child carefully for heart problems before starting JORNAY PM. Tell your healthcare provider\n' +
        'if you or your child has any heart problems, heart defects, or high blood pressure.' +
        ' <p>Your healthcare provider should check your or your child’s blood pressure and heart rate regularly during treatment with JORNAY PM. </p>' +
        '<p><strong>Call your healthcare provider right away or go to the nearest hospital emergency room right away if you or your child has any signs of\n' +
        'heart problems such as chest pain, shortness of breath, or fainting during treatment with JORNAY PM. </strong></p>' +
        '<ul>' +
        '<li>' +
        '<strong>Mental (psychiatric) problems, including:</strong>' +
        '<ul>' +
        '<li>new or worse behavior and thought problems</li>' +
        '<li>new or worse bipolar illness</li>' +
        '<li>new psychotic symptoms (such as hearing voices, or seeing or believing things that are not real) or new manic symptoms </li>' +
        '</ul>' +
        '</li>' +
        '</ul>' +
        'Tell your healthcare provider about any mental problems you or your child has, or about a family history of suicide, bipolar illness, or\n' +
        'depression. ' +
        '<p><strong>Call your healthcare provider right away if you or your child have any new or worsening mental symptoms or problems during treatment\n' +
        'with JORNAY PM, especially hearing voices, seeing or believing things that are not real, or new manic symptoms</strong></p>' +
        '<strong>JORNAY PM can cause other serious side effects, including:</strong>' +
        '<ul>' +
        '<li>See <strong>“What is the most important information I should know about JORNAY PM?” </strong></li>' +
        '<li><strong>Painful and prolonged erections (priapism). </strong>Priapism has happened in males who take products that contain methylphenidate. If you or\n' +
        'your child develops priapism, get medical help right away</li>' +
        '<li>' +
        '<strong>Circulation problems in fingers and toes (peripheral vasculopathy, including Raynaud’s phenomenon). Signs and symptoms may\n' +
        'include:</strong>' +
        '<ul>' +
        '<li>fingers or toes may feel numb, cool, or painful</li>' +
        '<li> fingers or toes may change color from pale, to blue, to red </li>' +
        '</ul>' +
        '</li>' +
        '</ul>' +
        'Tell your healthcare provider if you or your child has numbness, pain, skin color change, or sensitivity to temperature in the fingers or toes. ' +
        '<strong>Call your healthcare provider right away if you or your child has any signs of unexplained wounds appearing on fingers or toes during\n' +
        'treatment with JORNAY PM.</strong>' +
        '<ul>' +
        '<li>' +
        '<strong>Slowing of growth (height and weight) in children</strong> Children should have their height and weight checked often during treatment with\n' +
        'JORNAY PM. JORNAY PM treatment may be stopped if your child is not gaining weight or height. ' +
        '</li>' +
        '</ul>' +
        '<strong>The most common side effects of methylphenidate products in children, adolescents, and adults with ADHD include:</strong>' +
        '<ul>' +
        '<li>decreased appetite</li>' +
        '<li>stomach pain</li>' +
        '<li>irritability</li>' +
        '<li>trouble sleeping</li>' +
        '<li>weight loss</li>' +
        '<li>mood swings (affect lability)</li>' +
        '<li>nausea</li>' +
        '<li>anxiety</li>' +
        '<li>increased heart rate</li>' +
        '<li>vomiting</li>' +
        '<li>dizziness</li>' +
        '<li>increased blood pressure</li>' +
        '<li>indigestion</li>' +
        '</ul>' +
        '<strorg>The most common side effects of JORNAY PM in children age 6 to 12 with ADHD include: </strorg>';
        }
      }
    }
</script>

Так вот зачем нужна data и v-html (VueJS)

websbkinfo, 30 Мая 2019

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Куча / Говнокод #25649

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В "Notepad" обнаружена уязвимость.
https://habr.com/ru/news/t/454118/

OCETuHCKuu_nemyx, 30 Мая 2019

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Python / Говнокод #25646

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>>> -14 // 57
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Отсосу питоноблядей!
https://ideone.com/kBYoU9

OCETuHCKuu_nemyx, 28 Мая 2019

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Говнокод: по колено в коде.