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1. Pascal / Говнокод #18614

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   with TfmVersionUpdate.Create(Application) do
   begin
     try
       Init;
     except
     end;
     Free;
   end;

   Такой код 100500% отработает без ошибок. Зачем вообще сообщения о них выводить...

   kiryl, 19 Августа 2015

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2. Pascal / Говнокод #18566

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   procedure PP.Execute;
   begin inherited;
   (Sender as TIndusImage).KOT;
   end;

   В Delphi XE, не знаю с какой версии начиная (в XE7 и XE8 точно) крупные проблемы с TGifImage, а если точнее - если быстро и много их менять, то рано или поздно вываливается тупо всё вместе с интерфейсом (100% где-то в потоках налажали), причем если быстро менять BMP, то всё ОК.
   
   Пришла в голову идея в потоке самому менять кадры анимации, подгружая их как BMP, и дабы затестить сработает ли вообще, начал писать тестовую прогу.
   
   Писал особо не заботясь ни о чем, а потом заметил вот таких индусских котов.

   KOTOM, 03 Августа 2015

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3. Pascal / Говнокод #18547

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   function variant (x0, y0, x1, y1, x2, y2, x3, y3:real):integer;
   begin
       if (x0<=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1<=x2) and (y1<=y2) and (x2<=x3) and (y2<=y3) or
          (x0>=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1>=x2) and (y1<=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2<=y3) or
          (x0>=x1) and (y0>=y1) and (x1>=x2) and (y1>=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2>=y3) or
          (x0>=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1>=x2) and (y1<=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2<=y3) then variant:=1;
       if (x0<=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1<=x3) and (y1<=y3) and (x3<=x2) and (y3<=y2) or
          (x0>=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3<=y2) or
          (x0>=x1) and (y0>=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1>=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3>=y2) or
          (x0>=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3<=y2) then variant:=2;
       if (x1<=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0<=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2<=x3) and (y2<=y3) or
          (x1>=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2<=y3) or
          (x1>=x0) and (y1>=y0) and (x0>=x2) and (y0>=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2>=y3) or
          (x1>=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2<=y3) then variant:=3;
       if (x1<=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0<=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3<=x2) and (y3<=y2) or
          (x1>=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3<=y2) or
          (x1>=x0) and (y1>=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0>=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3>=y2) or
          (x1>=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3<=y2) then variant:=4;
       if (x0<=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3<=x1) and (y3<=y1) and (x1<=x2) and (y1<=y2) or
          (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3>=x1) and (y3<=y1) and (x1>=x2) and (y1<=y2) or
          (x0>=x3) and (y0>=y3) and (x3>=x1) and (y3>=y1) and (x1>=x2) and (y1>=y2) or
          (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3>=x1) and (y3<=y1) and (x1>=x2) and (y1<=y2) then variant:=5;
       if (x0<=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3<=x2) and (y3<=y2) and (x2<=x1) and (y2<=y1) or
          (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3<=y2) and (x2>=x1) and (y2<=y1) or
          (x0>=x3) and (y0>=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3>=y2) and (x2>=x1) and (y2>=y1) or
          (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3<=y2) and (x2>=x1) and (y2<=y1) then variant:=6;
       if (x0<=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2<=x1) and (y2<=y1) and (x1<=x3) and (y1<=y3) or
          (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2>=x1) and (y2<=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) or
          (x0>=x2) and (y0>=y2) and (x2>=x1) and (y2>=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1>=y3) or
          (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2>=x1) and (y2<=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) then variant:=7;
       if (x0<=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2<=x3) and (y2<=y3) and (x3<=x1) and (y3<=y1) or
          (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2<=y3) and (x3>=x1) and (y3<=y1) or
          (x0>=x2) and (y0>=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2>=y3) and (x3>=x1) and (y3>=y1) or
          (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2<=y3) and (x3>=x1) and (y3<=y1) then variant:=8;
       if (x1<=x2) and (y1<=y2) and (x2<=x0) and (y2<=y0) and (x0<=x3) and (y0<=y3) or
          (x1>=x2) and (y1<=y2) and (x2>=x0) and (y2<=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) or
          (x1>=x2) and (y1>=y2) and (x2>=x0) and (y2>=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0>=y3) or
          (x1>=x2) and (y1<=y2) and (x2>=x0) and (y2<=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) then variant:=9;
       if (x1<=x3) and (y1<=y3) and (x3<=x0) and (y3<=y0) and (x0<=x2) and (y0<=y2) or
          (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) and (x3>=x0) and (y3<=y0) and (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) or
          (x1>=x3) and (y1>=y3) and (x3>=x0) and (y3>=y0) and (x0>=x2) and (y0>=y2) or
          (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) and (x3>=x0) and (y3<=y0) and (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) then variant:=10;
       if (x2<=x0) and (y2<=y0) and (x0<=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1<=x3) and (y1<=y3) or
          (x2>=x0) and (y2<=y0) and (x0>=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) or
          (x2>=x0) and (y2>=y0) and (x0>=x1) and (y0>=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1>=y3) or
          (x2>=x0) and (y2<=y0) and (x0>=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) then variant:=11;
       if (x2<=x1) and (y2<=y1) and (x1<=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0<=x3) and (y0<=y3) or
          (x2>=x1) and (y2<=y1) and (x1>=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) or
          (x2>=x1) and (y2>=y1) and (x1>=x0) and (y1>=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0>=y3) or
          (x2>=x1) and (y2<=y1) and (x1>=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) then variant:=12;
   end;

   Источник: http://e-olimp.blogspot.com/2013/08/12.html

   Felytic, 29 Июля 2015

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4. Pascal / Говнокод #18330

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   s:=0; k:=1;
   while s<200 do begin
   s:=s+3*k;
   end;
   if s<200 then begin
   k:=k+1;
   end;

   Ничего такого..

   MaxLevs, 11 Июня 2015

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5. Pascal / Говнокод #18296

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   Unit Web;
   
   interface
   
   uses System, System.Drawing, System.Windows.Forms;
   
   var f: Form;
   
   type
     WebBro = class(Form)
       procedure button1_Click(sender: Object; e: EventArgs);
     {$region FormDesigner}
     private
       {$resource Web.WebBro.resources}
       button1: Button;
       webBrowser1: WebBrowser;
       {$include Web.WebBro.inc}
     {$endregion FormDesigner}
     public
       constructor;
       begin
         InitializeComponent;
       end;
     end;
   
   implementation
   
   Procedure FindForm();
   begin
     var i:=0;
     while i < Application.OpenForms.Count do
       begin
         f := Application.OpenForms.Item[i];
         if f.Name = 'TwiGen_News' then exit
           else inc(i);
       end;
   end;
   
   procedure WebBro.button1_Click(sender: Object; e: EventArgs);
   begin
     WebBro.ActiveForm.Hide();
     FindForm;
     f.Show();
   end;
   
   end.
   
   //----------------
   
   Unit Unit1;
   
   interface
   
   uses System, System.Drawing, System.Windows.Forms, Web;
   
   var NewsForm: WebBro;
   
   type
     TwiGen_News = class(Form)
       procedure News_Click(sender: Object; e: EventArgs);
     {$region FormDesigner}
     private
       {$resource Unit1.TwiGen_News.resources}
       LogIn: Button;
       News: Button;
       Reg: Button;
       {$include Unit1.TwiGen_News.inc}
     {$endregion FormDesigner}
     public
       constructor;
       begin
         InitializeComponent;
       end;
     end;
   
   implementation
   
   procedure TwiGen_News.News_Click(sender: Object; e: EventArgs);
   begin
     TwiGen_News.ActiveForm.Hide();
     NewsForm := new WebBro;
     NewsForm.Show;
   end;
   
   end.

   Друг писал, но мне он говорил, что переписывал говнокод.
   Pascal ABC.NET.

   Janycz, 08 Июня 2015

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6. Pascal / Говнокод #18294

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   type
     TForm1 = class(TForm)
       IBDB1: TIBDatabase;
       MainMenu1: TMainMenu;
       N1: TMenuItem;
       N2: TMenuItem;
       IBTransaction1: TIBTransaction;
       Pochtamt: TIBQuery;
       DSOPS: TDataSource;
       Detal: TIBQuery;
       DSDetal: TDataSource;
       IBQuery1: TIBQuery;
       ListBox1: TListBox;
       N3: TMenuItem;
       RabMesto: TIBQuery;
       DSRabMesto: TDataSource;
       IdIPWatch1: TIdIPWatch;
       DBGrid2: TDBGrid;
       Panel1: TPanel;
       Button2: TButton;
       Label2: TLabel;
       Edit1: TEdit;
       Label3: TLabel;
       Label4: TLabel;
       Edit3: TEdit;
       Label5: TLabel;
       Label6: TLabel;
       Edit4: TEdit;
       Button3: TButton;
       PMOPS: TPopupMenu;
       N6: TMenuItem;
       N7: TMenuItem;
       PMRabMesto: TPopupMenu;
       N9: TMenuItem;
       N10: TMenuItem;
       ListBox2: TListBox;
       Label14: TLabel;
       Label15: TLabel;
       Button6: TButton;
       PageControl1: TPageControl;
       TabSheet1: TTabSheet;
       TabSheet2: TTabSheet;
       Panel2: TPanel;
       Label11: TLabel;
       Label12: TLabel;
       Label13: TLabel;
       Button4: TButton;
       Memo1: TMemo;
       Button5: TButton;
       Edit6: TEdit;
       DBGrid1: TDBGrid;
       Label1: TLabel;
       DBMemo1: TDBMemo;
       Label16: TLabel;
   //    DBGrid2: TDBGrid;
       TabSheet3: TTabSheet;
       N11: TMenuItem;
       Label18: TLabel;
       Label9: TLabel;
       Edit7: TEdit;
       Label10: TLabel;
       MaskEdit1: TMaskEdit;
       MaskEdit2: TMaskEdit;
       TabSheet5: TTabSheet;
       N12: TMenuItem;
       LSostav: TIBQuery;
       DSLSostav: TDataSource;
       DBGrid4: TDBGrid;
       ListBox3: TListBox;
       PMLSostav: TPopupMenu;
       N13: TMenuItem;
       N14: TMenuItem;
       N15: TMenuItem;
       Panel3: TPanel;
       Label22: TLabel;
       Edit2: TEdit;
       Label23: TLabel;
       Edit8: TEdit;
       Label24: TLabel;
       MaskEdit3: TMaskEdit;
       MaskEdit4: TMaskEdit;
       MaskEdit5: TMaskEdit;
       Label25: TLabel;
       Label26: TLabel;
       MaskEdit6: TMaskEdit;
       Label27: TLabel;
       Button7: TButton;
       Button8: TButton;
       Label28: TLabel;
       Edit9: TEdit;
       Label29: TLabel;
       Edit10: TEdit;
       UpDown1: TUpDown;
       Label30: TLabel;
       Edit11: TEdit;
       Edit12: TEdit;
       Label31: TLabel;
       Label32: TLabel;
       Button9: TButton;
       N16: TMenuItem;

   Там еще 400 строк объявления компонентов формы и процедур и функций с аналогичными названиями...

   BotGovnokot, 08 Июня 2015

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7. Pascal / Говнокод #18137

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   function GetArgs(const str:string):string;
   begin
     result:=strpas(pathgetargs(pchar(str))); //UB
   end;

   result:=strpas(pathgetargs(pchar(str))); //UB
   Плохой мальчик.

   Stertor, 09 Мая 2015

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   function CopyEx(s:string; index,count:integer):string;
   var
     len,ln:integer;
   begin
     ln:=0;
     if index <1 then index:=1;
     len:=length(s);
     ln:=len-count;
     dec(ln);
     dec(len,(index+ln));
     result:=copy(s,index,len);
   end;

   Stertor, 04 Мая 2015

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9. Pascal / Говнокод #18087

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   cs_zagl.Edit;
         cs_zagl.fieldbyname('count_z').asinteger:=cs_tab.RecordCount;
         cs_zagl.Post;
   
   cs_mk.Edit;
   cs_mk.FieldByName('med_kart_id').Asinteger:=select_row_Form.ClientDataSet1.FieldByName('id_kart').asinteger;
   cs_mk.FieldByName('id_kart_public').Asinteger:=select_row_Form.ClientDataSet1.FieldByName('id_kart_public').asinteger;
   cs_mk.FieldByName('id_pac').Asinteger:=select_row_Form.ClientDataSet1.FieldByName('id_pac').asinteger;
   cs_mk.FieldByName('type_kart').asinteger:=select_row_Form.ClientDataSet1.FieldByName('type_kart').asinteger;
   cs_mk.post;
   
   
         IF (cs_mk.FieldByName('med_kart_id').Value=0) or (cs_mk.FieldByName('type_kart').asinteger<>27) then begin
         cmd := VarArrayCreate([0,20],varVariant);
         cmd[1] := 6832;
         cmd[2] := 17;
         cmd[5] := 1;
         cmd[6] := 0;
         ProvOptions := [grMetadata, grReset];
         cmd[7] := dsp_mk.GetRecords(-1, RecsOut, Byte(ProvOptions));
   
   
     try
   
       rez := MainFormInterface.EXT_call_server('spr_read', cmd);
       cs_tab.Edit;
       cs_tab.FieldByName('med_kart_id').Asinteger:=rez[3];
       cs_tab.Post;
   
   
   
       if rez[1] < 0 then begin
         debug_sql('Ошибка: ' + varastype(rez[1], varstring), 2);
         MessageDlg('Ошибка: '+ #10 + #13 +
                    varastype(rez[1],varstring),mtError,[mbok],0);
         Exit;
       end;
   
   
      except
       on e:exception do
       begin
         MessageDlg(ERROR_MESS_5 + 'Исключение:' + E.ClassName + 'Mess:' + E.Message, mterror, [mbok], 0);
         debug_sql('Ошибка записи документа!', 2);
         debug_all('Err при записи документа тип=' + varastype(cmd[1], varstring)+
                  ' id=' + inttostr(id_doc) + 'Исключение:' + E.ClassName + 'Mess:' + E.Message,2);
   
       end;
     end;
   
   
   
   
   
         end;
         end else begin
   
         
   
   
         end;
         end
         else exit;
   
   
      end else
        begin
       id_pac:=rez[3];
       id_med_kart:=rez[2];
       Application.MessageBox(pchar('Ошибка: '+#10+#13+
              'Даный пациент не найден!!!'),pchar(application_title_short),MB_OK+MB_ICONERROR);
       exit;
       end;
   
   end;

   Это называется стиль

   tucvbif, 29 Апреля 2015

   Комментарии (6)

10. Pascal / Говнокод #18073

    +142

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    TCompareType = (ctGT, ctGE, ctLT, ctLE, ctEQ, ctNE, ctIsIn, ctNIsIn,
        ctLike, ctNLike, ctNull, ctNNull, ctBetween, ctNotBetween, ctExists,
        ctNotExists);

    Преклоняюсь перед истинным ниндзя. Ходил не обращал на ...код, но видимо я осознал глубокий смысл этого пути).

    ViktorR, 28 Апреля 2015

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