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1. JavaScript / Говнокод #5796

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   if(msg == "" || msg == "{}"){
   	// странный баг, форма очищается, но не прячется
   	return;
   	$("#variants_div").html('');
   	$("variants_div").hide();
   }

   Даже Джумла первая была радостным кодом по сравнению с этим.

   Shock, 24 Февраля 2011

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2. JavaScript / Говнокод #5786

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   function get_sel_values(index){
                   var test = eval('typeof opt_val'+index);
                   if ( test != 'undefined' ){
                     eval('var sel_values = opt_val'+index);
                     return sel_values;
                   }
       else { return false; }
   }
   //**************************************************************
   function get_sel_text(index){
                   var test = eval('typeof opt_text'+index); 
                   if ( test != 'undefined' ){
                     eval('var sel_text = opt_text'+index);
                     return sel_text;
                   }
       else { return false; }              
   }
   //**************************************************************
   function show_select(index, lev, dv){
       if ( dv == 'jdc1'){ var tr = "jdc2";}
       if ( dv == 'jdc2'){ var tr = "jdc3";}
       if ( dv == 'jdc3'){ var tr = "jdc4";}
       var curr_sel_text = get_sel_text(index);
       var curr_sel_value = get_sel_values(index);
                   if ( curr_sel_value != false && curr_sel_text != false ){
         if ( dv == 'jdc1'){
           document.getElementById('jdc1').style.visibility = "visible";
           document.getElementById('jdc2').style.visibility = "hidden";
           document.getElementById('jdc3').style.visibility = "hidden";
           document.getElementById('jdc4').style.visibility = "hidden";
                             document.forms["form1"].elements['cc2'].length = 0;
                             document.forms["form1"].elements['cc3'].length = 0;
                             document.forms["form1"].elements['cc4'].length = 0;
                     }
         if ( dv == 'jdc2'){
           document.getElementById('jdc1').style.visibility = "visible";
           document.getElementById('jdc2').style.visibility = "visible";
           document.getElementById('jdc3').style.visibility = "hidden";
           document.getElementById('jdc4').style.visibility = "hidden";
                             document.forms["form1"].elements['cc3'].length = 0;
                             document.forms["form1"].elements['cc4'].length = 0;
                     }
         if ( dv == 'jdc3'){
           document.getElementById('jdc1').style.visibility = "visible";
           document.getElementById('jdc2').style.visibility = "visible";
           document.getElementById('jdc3').style.visibility = "visible";
           document.getElementById('jdc4').style.visibility = "hidden";
                             document.forms["form1"].elements['cc4'].length = 0;
                     }
         var count_values = curr_sel_value.length;
         var category_list = document.forms["form1"].elements[lev];
         var count_category_list = category_list.options.length;
         category_list.length = 0; 
         for (i = 0; i < count_values; i++){
           if (document.createElement){
               var newCategoryListOption = document.createElement("OPTION");
               newCategoryListOption.text = curr_sel_text[i];
               newCategoryListOption.value = curr_sel_value[i];
               (category_list.options.add) ? category_list.options.add(newCategoryListOption) : category_list.add(newCategoryListOption);
           }else{
               category_list.options[i] = new Option(curr_sel_text[i], curr_sel_value[i], false, false);
           }
         }
         document.getElementById(tr).style.visibility = "visible";
             }
                   else{
         document.getElementById(tr).style.visibility = "hidden";
                   }
     }
   //-->

   qbasic, 23 Февраля 2011

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3. JavaScript / Говнокод #5785

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   <script type="text/javascript"> 
   opt_text13=new Array("Internet","Hardware","Mobiles","Soft","Sequrity","Networks","Interface");
   opt_val13=new Array("14","28","44","54","61","67","72");
   opt_val113=new Array("114","115","116","117","118","119","120","121");
   opt_text122=new Array("Essays","Scintific Publications","Online Lessons & Tests","Scintific Libraries","Other");
   opt_val122=new Array("123","124","125","126","127");
   opt_text128=new Array("Your Appartment","Cookery","All for Holidays","Family","Pats","Health","Fashion and Beauty","Purchases");
   opt_val128=new Array("129","138","146","155","162","170","179","189");
   opt_text129=new Array("Country Cottage","Repair","Construction","Interior Design","Landscape Design","Building Materials","Sanitary","Other");
   opt_val129=new Array("130","131","132","133","134","135","136","137");
   opt_text138=new Array("Recepies","Diet","Products","Tabacco","Bavarage","Delivery","Other");
   opt_val138=new Array("139","140","141","142","143","144","145");
   opt_text146=new Array("E-Cards","Tostes and scenaries","Gifts","Flowers Delivery","Holiday Organization","Fireworks","Holidays","Other");
   opt_val146=new Array("147","148","149","150","151","152","153","154");
   opt_text155=new Array("For Parents","For Children","Relation's Psyhology","Marrage","Marrage Agancies","Other");
   //...............
   opt_val252=new Array("253","254","255","256","257","258");opt_text259=new Array("Astrology","Fortune-telling","Esotericism","UFO","Other");
   opt_val259=new Array("260","261","262","263","264");
   opt_text268=new Array("Places","Tourism","Vocation","Hobbies");
   opt_val268=new Array("269","280","292","297");
   opt_text269=new Array("Restaurants & Bars","Clubs & Diskos","Bowling & Billiard","Casinos","Places for children","Circuses","Parks & Zoos","Theaters","Cinemas","Other");
   opt_val269=new Array("270","271","272","273","274","275","276","277","278","279");
   opt_text428=new Array("Newspapers","Magazines","Publishing Houses","Business publications","Computer publications","Motor-Car publications","Sport publications","Entertaining publications","Music/Cinema/TV","Publications for women","Publications for men","Publications for kids","Other publications");opt_val428=new Array("429","430","431","432","433","434","435","436","437","438","439","440","441");opt_text446=new Array("Metallurgy","Mechanical engineering","Equipment","Electronics","Energetics","Chemical industry","Agriculture","Food Industry","Factories","Light Industry","Heavy Industry","Other industries");opt_val446=new Array("447","451","458","469","473","479","483","484","485","486","487","488");opt_text447=new Array("Iron industry","Non-ferrous metallurgy","Other");opt_val447=new Array("448","449","450");opt_text451=new Array("Motor-car Factories","Engeenering Factories","Agricultural Factories","Sheepbuilding","Aircraft building","Other");
   //........
   opt_text529=new Array("Office equipment","Office furneture","Lock boxes","Stationery","Other");opt_val529=new Array("530","531","532","533","534");opt_text536=new Array("Encyclopedias","Transport","Maps","Addresses & Phones","Search people","Dictionaries","Weather","Other");opt_val536=new Array("537","543","552","553","554","555","556","557");opt_text537=new Array("Universal","Medical","Biographical","Subject encyclopedia","Other");opt_val537=new Array("538","539","540","541","542");opt_text543=new Array("Timetables","Air transport","Railway","Sailing","Urban transport","Taxi & Car rent","Bus transport","Other");opt_val543=new Array("544","545","546","547","548","549","550","551");opt_text558=new Array("Other");
   opt_val558=new Array("559");//**************************************************************

   qbasic, 23 Февраля 2011

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4. JavaScript / Говнокод #5772

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   if(videoID == undefined || typeof videoID == 'undefined' || !videoID){
   	alert("Invalid video!");
   	return false;
   }

   Боги, спасите мою душу от этого проекта

   Shock, 22 Февраля 2011

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5. JavaScript / Говнокод #5771

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   function shake(dom, power, count, duration) {
       dom.stop();
       for (var i = 0; i < count; i++) {
           dom.animate({'margin-left': ((i%2 == 0) ? '+' : '-') + '=' + ((i == 0 || i == count-1) ? power/2 : power)}, duration);
       }
   }

   Оптимизация рулит :)

   serj_alekseev, 22 Февраля 2011

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6. JavaScript / Говнокод #5760

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   <script type="text/javascript" src="swfobject.js"></script>
   <script type="text/javascript">
   	function  myTags(mytags){
   		mytags=mytags.replace(/<A/g, '<a')
   			.replace(/\/A>/g, "/a>")
   			.replace(/(\starget=_)(\w*)/g, ' target="_$2"')
   			.replace(/(\sclass=)(?!")(\w*)/g, ' class="$2"')
   			.replace(/(\sname=)(?!")(\w*)/g, ' name="$2"')
   			.replace(/(\sid=)(?!")(\w*)/g, ' id="$2"')
   			.replace(/(\srel=)(?!")(\w*)/g, ' rel="$2"');
   		mytags=encodeURIComponent(mytags).replace(/!/g, '%21')
   			.replace(/'/g, '%27').replace(/\(/g, '%28')
   			.replace(/\)/g, '%29').replace(/\*/g, '%2A');
   		var rnumber = Math.floor(Math.random()*9999999);
   		var flashvars = {
   			tcolor:"0x2A62C8",
   			tcolor2:"0x000000",
   			hicolor:"0xB12AC8",
   			tspeed:"110",
   			distr:"true",
   			mode:"tags",
   			tagcloud:mytags
   		};
   		var params = {
   			allowScriptAccess:"always",
   			bgcolor:'#ffffff'
   		};
   		var attributes = {
   			id:"flash_cloud"
   		};
   		swfobject.embedSWF("tagcloud.swf?r="+rnumber,
   						   "tags", "600", "420", "9.0.0",
   						   "expressInstall.swf", flashvars,
   						   params, attributes);
   	}
   	window.onload=function(){
   		var mytags="<tags>"
   		+document.getElementById('tags').innerHTML
   		+"</tags>";
   		myTags(mytags);
   	};
   </script>

   qbasic, 22 Февраля 2011

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7. JavaScript / Говнокод #5741

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   function auCtrl(whSound,play) {
   if (IE) this.src = play? aySound[whSound]:'';
   else eval("this.document.embeds[whSound]." + (play? "play()":"stop()"))
   }

   ___, 21 Февраля 2011

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8. JavaScript / Говнокод #5707

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   window.onload = function() {
     var canvas = document.getElementById('canvas');
     var ctx = canvas.getContext('2d');
   
     canvas.height = canvas.height;
     canvas.width = canvas.width;
   
   // …
   }

   Jesus, 17 Февраля 2011

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9. JavaScript / Говнокод #5690

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   $("input[id='yearB']")

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10. JavaScript / Говнокод #5680

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    var rus_rl = ('А-Б-В-Г-Д-Е-Ё-Ж-З-И-Й-К-Л-М-Н-О-П-Р-С-Т-У-Ф-Х-Ц-Ч-Ш-Щ-Ъ-Ы-Ь-Э-Ю-Я-а-б-в-г-д-е-ё-ж-з-и-й-к-л-м-н-о-п-р-с-т-у-ф-х-ц-ч-ш-щ-ъ-ы-ь-э-ю-я').split('-');

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