Лучший говнокод за всё время

Лучший говнокод

В номинации:

Лучший рейтинг
Самый комментируемый

За время:

JavaScript / Говнокод #6199

+169

01
02
03
04
05
06
07
08
09
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20

// И отдельно проработаем кириллицу
    var rusAdditional = {
        '_' : '%5F', 'А' : '%C0', 'Б' : '%C1', 'В' : '%C2', 'Г' : '%C3', 'Д' : '%C4', 'Е' : '%C5',
        'Ж' : '%C6', 'З' : '%C7', 'И' : '%C8', 'Й' : '%C9', 'К' : '%CA', 'Л' : '%CB', 'М' : '%CC',
        'Н' : '%CD', 'О' : '%CE', 'П' : '%CF', 'Р' : '%D0', 'С' : '%D1', 'Т' : '%D2', 'У' : '%D3',
        'Ф' : '%D4', 'Х' : '%D5', 'Ц' : '%D6', 'Ч' : '%D7', 'Ш' : '%D8', 'Щ' : '%D9', 'Ъ' : '%DA',
        'Ы' : '%DB', 'Ь' : '%DC', 'Э' : '%DD', 'Ю' : '%DE', 'Я' : '%DF', 'а' : '%E0', 'б' : '%E1',
        'в' : '%E2', 'г' : '%E3', 'д' : '%E4', 'е' : '%E5', 'ж' : '%E6', 'з' : '%E7', 'и' : '%E8',
        'й' : '%E9', 'к' : '%EA', 'л' : '%EB', 'м' : '%EC', 'н' : '%ED', 'о' : '%EE', 'п' : '%EF',
        'р' : '%F0', 'с' : '%F1', 'т' : '%F2', 'у' : '%F3', 'ф' : '%F4', 'х' : '%F5', 'ц' : '%F6',
        'ч' : '%F7', 'ш' : '%F8', 'щ' : '%F9', 'ъ' : '%FA', 'ы' : '%FB', 'ь' : '%FC', 'э' : '%FD',
        'ю' : '%FE', 'я' : '%FF', 'ё' : '%B8', 'Ё' : '%A8'
    }
    for (i in rusAdditional) utf8Array[i] = rusAdditional[i];
    // Посимвольно заменяем символы на их шестнадцатиречные эквиваленты
    var res = "";
    for(i = 0; i < str.length; i++) {
        var simbol = str.substr(i,1);
        res += typeof utf8Array[simbol] != "undefined" ? utf8Array[simbol] : simbol;
    }

http://www.1tv.ru/videoarchiver/
Все тот же главный канал Рассеи.

7ion, 03 Апреля 2011

Комментарии (10)

PHP / Говнокод #6012

+169

01
02
03
04
05
06
07
08
09
10

$pattern = "/\w{0,5}[хx]([хx\s\!@#\$%\^&*+-\|\/]{0,6})[уy]([уy\s\!@#\$%\^&*+-\|\/]{0,6})
[ёiлeеюийя]\w{0,7}|\w{0,6}[пp]([пp\s\!@#\$%\^&*+-\|\/]{0,6})[iие]([iие\s\!@#\$%\^&*+-\|\/]{0,6})
[3зс]([3зс\s\!@#\$%\^&*+-\|\/]{0,6})[дd]\w{0,10}|[сcs][уy]([уy\!@#\$%\^&*+-\|\/]{0,6})[4чkк]\w{1,3}
|\w{0,4}[bб]([bб\s\!@#\$%\^&*+-\|\/]{0,6})[lл]([lл\s\!@#\$%\^&*+-\|\/]{0,6})[yя]\w{0,10}|\w{0,8}[её][bб]
[лске@eыиаa][наи@йвл]\w{0,8}|\w{0,4}[еe]([еe\s\!@#\$%\^&*+-\|\/]{0,6})[бb]([бb\s\!@#\$%\^&*+-\|\/]{0,6})[uу]
([uу\s\!@#\$%\^&*+-\|\/]{0,6})[н4ч]\w{0,4}|\w{0,4}[еeё]([еeё\s\!@#\$%\^&*+-\|\/]{0,6})[бb]([бb\s\!@#\$%\^&*+-\|\/]{0,6})
[нn]([нn\s\!@#\$%\^&*+-\|\/]{0,6})[уy]\w{0,4}|\w{0,4}[еe]([еe\s\!@#\$%\^&*+-\|\/]{0,6})[бb]([бb\s\!@#\$%\^&*+-\|\/]{0,6})
[оoаa@]([оoаa@\s\!@#\$%\^&*+-\|\/]{0,6})[тnнt]\w{0,4}|\w{0,10}[ё]([ё\!@#\$%\^&*+-\|\/]{0,6})[б]\w{0,6}|\w{0,4}[pп]
([pп\s\!@#\$%\^&*+-\|\/]{0,6})[иeеi]([иeеi\s\!@#\$%\^&*+-\|\/]{0,6})[дd]([дd\s\!@#\$%\^&*+-\|\/]{0,6})
[oоаa@еeиi]([oоаa@еeиi\s\!@#\$%\^&*+-\|\/]{0,6})[рr]\w{0,12}/i";

Думал навсегда потерял, а вчера случайно нашел в мемориз на одном из сайтов. Кусок этот встретил лет семь назад.

Rpsl, 17 Марта 2011

Комментарии (9)

PHP / Говнокод #6006

+169

01
02
03
04
05
06
07
08
09
10

function ValidateIPAdress($value){
    if (preg_match('/^[0-9]{1,3}\.[0-9]{1,3}\.[0-9]{1,3}\.[0-9]{1,3}$/', $value)){
        return true;
    }
    return false;
}
if( ValidateIPAdress("192.168.0.1") )
    echo("This is an IPAdress");
else
    echo("This is not an IPAdress");

Функция проверки IP адреса.

vdmodule, 16 Марта 2011

Комментарии (48)

JavaScript / Говнокод #5986

+169

1
2
3
4
5
6

function isTheSame(string1, string2) {
	var firstResult =new RegExp(string1).test(string2); 
	var secondResult =new RegExp(string2).test(string1);
	var commonResult = firstResult && secondResult;
	return commonResult;
}

tr00_gr1m_doomster, 15 Марта 2011

Комментарии (9)

C++ / Говнокод #5970

+169

01
02
03
04
05
06
07
08
09
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24

#include <iostream>
#include <cstdlib>
#include "filesdescrtable.h"

int ___cntr = 0;
#define _(X) if((X) == EXIT_SUCCESS) {___cntr++;} else {std::cerr << "error on operator: " << ___cntr << std::endl; return (EXIT_FAILURE);}

int main (int argc, char *argv[]) {
	FilesDescrTable a;

	int d1,d2,d3;

	_(a.setAutoReport(true));
	_(a.openFile(argv[1], O_RDWR | O_CREAT, 0600, d1));
	_(a.openFile(argv[2], O_RDWR | O_CREAT, 0600, d2));
	_(a.openFile(argv[3], O_RDWR | O_CREAT, 0600, d3));
	_(a.clearFile(argv[3]));
	_(a.cpy(d3,d2));
	_(a.closeFile(d1));
	_(a.closeFile(d2));
	_(a.closeFile(d3));

	return(EXIT_SUCCESS);
}

хитрый макрос для отлова ошибок. такой хитрый

cahekm, 13 Марта 2011

Комментарии (9)

PHP / Говнокод #5966

+169

01
02
03
04
05
06
07
08
09
10

foreach ( $all_fields as $k => $one_field )
        {
            if ( $one_field['id'] == $field_id )
            {
            }
            else
            {
                break;
            }
        }

дзен-foreach

govnozmey, 12 Марта 2011

Комментарии (2)

PHP / Говнокод #5953

+169

1

global $_GET, $m_db;

паццтолом

paranoid, 11 Марта 2011

Комментарии (6)

PHP / Говнокод #5843

+169

01
02
03
04
05
06
07
08
09
10
11
12
13
14

<?php
	exit
	(
		empty($_POST['key']) ||
		empty($_POST['time']) ||
		empty($_POST['email']) ||
		(int)$_POST['time'] != $_POST['time'] ||
		strlen((int)$_POST['time']) != strlen($_POST['time']) ||
		!preg_match('/^[^@]+@[a-zA-Z0-9._-]+\.[a-zA-Z]+$/', $_POST['email']) ||
		($_SERVER['REQUEST_TIME'] - $_POST['time']) > 60 * 60 ||
		md5(str_rot13(md5($_POST['time']))) != $_POST['key']
		?'-':'+'
	);
?>

Вот Ajax ответ

wyand, 02 Марта 2011

Комментарии (8)

PHP / Говнокод #5816

+169

01
02
03
04
05
06
07
08
09
10
11
12
13
14

if (($_GET['var'])==0 and ($_GET['email'])==1 and ($_GET['numbers'])==1)
$label='Вы неправильно указали логин';
elseif (($_GET['var'])==0 and ($_GET['email'])==0 and ($_GET['numbers'])==1)
$label='Вы неправильно указали логин и е-мейл';
elseif (($_GET['var'])==1 and ($_GET['email'])==0 and ($_GET['numbers'])==1)
$label='Вы неправильно указали е-мейл';
elseif (($_GET['var'])==0 and ($_GET['email'])==0 and ($_GET['numbers'])==0)
$label='Вы неправильно указали логин, е-мейл и числовой набор';
elseif (($_GET['var'])==1 and ($_GET['email'])==1 and ($_GET['numbers'])==0)
$label='Вы неправильно указали числовой набор';
elseif (($_GET['var'])==0 and ($_GET['email'])==1 and ($_GET['numbers'])==0)
$label='Вы неправильно указали логин и числовой набор';
else
$label='';

Вывод ошибки

Dedan, 28 Февраля 2011

Комментарии (19)

JavaScript / Говнокод #5785

+169

01
02
03
04
05
06
07
08
09
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26

<script type="text/javascript"> 
opt_text13=new Array("Internet","Hardware","Mobiles","Soft","Sequrity","Networks","Interface");
opt_val13=new Array("14","28","44","54","61","67","72");
opt_val113=new Array("114","115","116","117","118","119","120","121");
opt_text122=new Array("Essays","Scintific Publications","Online Lessons & Tests","Scintific Libraries","Other");
opt_val122=new Array("123","124","125","126","127");
opt_text128=new Array("Your Appartment","Cookery","All for Holidays","Family","Pats","Health","Fashion and Beauty","Purchases");
opt_val128=new Array("129","138","146","155","162","170","179","189");
opt_text129=new Array("Country Cottage","Repair","Construction","Interior Design","Landscape Design","Building Materials","Sanitary","Other");
opt_val129=new Array("130","131","132","133","134","135","136","137");
opt_text138=new Array("Recepies","Diet","Products","Tabacco","Bavarage","Delivery","Other");
opt_val138=new Array("139","140","141","142","143","144","145");
opt_text146=new Array("E-Cards","Tostes and scenaries","Gifts","Flowers Delivery","Holiday Organization","Fireworks","Holidays","Other");
opt_val146=new Array("147","148","149","150","151","152","153","154");
opt_text155=new Array("For Parents","For Children","Relation's Psyhology","Marrage","Marrage Agancies","Other");
//...............
opt_val252=new Array("253","254","255","256","257","258");opt_text259=new Array("Astrology","Fortune-telling","Esotericism","UFO","Other");
opt_val259=new Array("260","261","262","263","264");
opt_text268=new Array("Places","Tourism","Vocation","Hobbies");
opt_val268=new Array("269","280","292","297");
opt_text269=new Array("Restaurants & Bars","Clubs & Diskos","Bowling & Billiard","Casinos","Places for children","Circuses","Parks & Zoos","Theaters","Cinemas","Other");
opt_val269=new Array("270","271","272","273","274","275","276","277","278","279");
opt_text428=new Array("Newspapers","Magazines","Publishing Houses","Business publications","Computer publications","Motor-Car publications","Sport publications","Entertaining publications","Music/Cinema/TV","Publications for women","Publications for men","Publications for kids","Other publications");opt_val428=new Array("429","430","431","432","433","434","435","436","437","438","439","440","441");opt_text446=new Array("Metallurgy","Mechanical engineering","Equipment","Electronics","Energetics","Chemical industry","Agriculture","Food Industry","Factories","Light Industry","Heavy Industry","Other industries");opt_val446=new Array("447","451","458","469","473","479","483","484","485","486","487","488");opt_text447=new Array("Iron industry","Non-ferrous metallurgy","Other");opt_val447=new Array("448","449","450");opt_text451=new Array("Motor-car Factories","Engeenering Factories","Agricultural Factories","Sheepbuilding","Aircraft building","Other");
//........
opt_text529=new Array("Office equipment","Office furneture","Lock boxes","Stationery","Other");opt_val529=new Array("530","531","532","533","534");opt_text536=new Array("Encyclopedias","Transport","Maps","Addresses & Phones","Search people","Dictionaries","Weather","Other");opt_val536=new Array("537","543","552","553","554","555","556","557");opt_text537=new Array("Universal","Medical","Biographical","Subject encyclopedia","Other");opt_val537=new Array("538","539","540","541","542");opt_text543=new Array("Timetables","Air transport","Railway","Sailing","Urban transport","Taxi & Car rent","Bus transport","Other");opt_val543=new Array("544","545","546","547","548","549","550","551");opt_text558=new Array("Other");
opt_val558=new Array("559");//**************************************************************

qbasic, 23 Февраля 2011

Комментарии (10)

Говнокод: по колено в коде.