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ActionScript / Говнокод #566

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@font-face 
{
  src: url("/components/TimeNewRoman.swf");
  fontFamily: "Times New Roman";
}
...
TextArea { 
    backgroundAlpha: 0.07;
    backgroundColor: #ffffff;
    borderColor: #99ff00;
    color: #99ff66;
    font-family: "Times New Roman";
}
...

обнаружил в css своего РАБОЧЕГО проекта... не, спать все-таки надо временами)

guest, 18 Февраля 2009

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SQL / Говнокод #565

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select t1.PosTag, t1.KlTOt, t1.NameKipID, t1.TypMarkaName, t1.Lim, t1.EdIzm,
t1.OD_NUMMNF, t1.PeriodP, t1.PeriodK, 
D3, D5, 
case
--поверка
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.DataOchP))  =1 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_1p)) =1 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_2p)) =1 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_3p)) =1 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_4p)) =1 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_5p)) =1 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_1p)) =1 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_2p)) =1 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.ddp)) =1 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.DataOchP))  =1 then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_1p)) =1  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_2p)) =1  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_3p)) =1  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_4p)) =1  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_5p)) =1  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_1p)) =1  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_2p)) =1  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.ddp)) =1  then 'П'
--калибровка
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.DataOchK))  =1 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_1k)) =1 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_2k)) =1 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_3k)) =1 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_4k)) =1 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_5k)) =1 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_1k)) =1 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_2k)) =1 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.ddk)) =1 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.DataOchK))  =1 then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_1k)) =1  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_2k)) =1  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_3k)) =1  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_4k)) =1  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_5k)) =1  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_1k)) =1  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_2k)) =1  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.ddk)) =1  then 'К' end a1,
case
--поверка
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.DataOchP))  =2 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_1p)) =2 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_2p)) =2 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_3p)) =2 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_4p)) =2 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_5p)) =2 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_1p)) =2 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_2p)) =2 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.ddp)) =2 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.DataOchP))  =2 then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_1p)) =2  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_2p)) =2  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_3p)) =2  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_4p)) =2  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_5p)) =2  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_1p)) =2  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_2p)) =2  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.ddp)) =2  then 'П'
--калибровка
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.DataOchK))  =2 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_1k)) =2 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_2k)) =2 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_3k)) =2 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_4k)) =2 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_5k)) =2 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_1k)) =2 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_2k)) =2 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.ddk)) =2 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.DataOchK))  =2 then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_1k)) =2  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_2k)) =2  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_3k)) =2  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_4k)) =2  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_5k)) =2  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_1k)) =2  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_2k)) =2  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.ddk)) =2  then 'К' end a2, 
case
--поверка
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.DataOchP))  =3 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_1p)) =3 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_2p)) =3 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_3p)) =3 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_4p)) =3 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_5p)) =3 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_1p)) =3 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_2p)) =3 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.ddp)) =3 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.DataOchP))  =3 then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_1p)) =3  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_2p)) =3  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_3p)) =3  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_4p)) =3  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_5p)) =3  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_1p)) =3  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_2p)) =3  then 'П'

Взято со знаменитого топика на sql.ru: http://sql.ru/forum/actualthread.aspx?tid=591607
Писано ручками некоего безумца. Тому, кто занял его место впоследствии, было дано задание оптимизировать это под угрозой увольнения.
P.S. Функционал сайта, как выяснилось, не держит больше 100 строк говнокода, поэтому с полным текстом лучше ознакомиться по данной выше ссылке.

guest, 18 Февраля 2009

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C# / Говнокод #562

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private static string ParseDate(DateTime date) {
    return date.ToString(Consts.Formatting.SHORT_DATE_WITH_SHORT_YEAR_DATA_FORMAT, CultureInfo.InvariantCulture);
}

неожиданный нейминг naming. после использования - сжечь

guest, 17 Февраля 2009

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PHP / Говнокод #556

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$db = S4Y::getInstance()->getDb();
        $sql = 'INSERT INTO publish_groups (domain, name)
            VALUES (:domain, :name)';
        $db->query(
            $sql, array('domain' => S4Y::$domain, 'name' => $_POST['subgroup'])
        );
        if ($this->_groupId) {
            $last_insert_id = $db->lastInsertId();
            $sql = 'UPDATE publish_groups
                SET parent_id = :parent
                WHERE id = :id';
            $db->query(
                $sql,
                array('parent' => $this->_groupId, 'id' => $last_insert_id)
            );

Кусок кода создает группу публикаций и устанавливает ей парента.
В два приема, чтоб не напрягать мускуль более чем 2 параметрами...

guest, 16 Февраля 2009

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PHP / Говнокод #550

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<?

$mytext = iconv('windows-1251', 'utf-8', $mytext);
echo $mytext;

//There is a little problem with iconv in such using
//This code isn't work correctly. Solution is:

$mytext = iconv('windows-1251', 'utf-8', $mytext);
echo $mytext;

?>

Я всегда говорил что бездумная перепечатка чужих мануалов это зло...

guest, 13 Февраля 2009

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VisualBasic / Говнокод #541

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Private m_FuckupDate As Date   'date when fuckup happened

Глобальная переменная в классе

guest, 12 Февраля 2009

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Python / Говнокод #538

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infle = list()
for line in inf.read().splitlines():
  infle.append(line.decode('windows-1251'))
infile = iter(infle)

Функция принимает параметр inf... через пол-экрана:

guest, 11 Февраля 2009

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PHP / Говнокод #532

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$upload_dir = ABSPATH;
$upload_dir .= str_replace(ABSPATH, '', trim( get_option( 'upload_path' ) ) );
		
if ( empty( $upload_dir ) )
$upload_dir = WP_CONTENT_DIR . '/uploads'; 

//.....

плагин WP Post Thumbnail v 0.1.8

guest, 10 Февраля 2009

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C++ / Говнокод #509

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#include "stdafx.h"

class CTest
{
private:
  virtual void Print()
  {
    _tprintf( _T("He he ;)\n"));
  }
};

class CX
{
public:
  virtual void BlaBla();
};

int _tmain(int argc, _TCHAR* argv[])
{
  CTest t;

  //error C2248: 'CTest::Print' : cannot access private member declared in class 'test'
  //t.Print();

  //It works
  ((void (*)(void))((int*)(*(int*)&t))[0])();

  //It works, too
  ((CX*)&t)->BlaBla();

  return 0;
}

guest, 07 Февраля 2009

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Python / Говнокод #494

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ggaa
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asd
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asdasdasdas

guest, 03 Февраля 2009

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Говнокод: по колено в коде.