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  2. PHP / Говнокод #5886

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    /**
     * 
     * Remove single symbols
     * string $text
     */
    public function removeSingleSymbols($text)
    {
        mb_internal_encoding("UTF-8");
        $searchQuery = str_replace('"', '', $text);
        $arr = explode(" ", $searchQuery);
       
        $flag = false;
        foreach ($arr as $word){
            if(mb_strlen($word) > 1){
                if(flag){
                    $searchText .= " ";
                }
                $flag = true;
                $searchText .= $word;
            }
        }
        $searchText = trim($searchText);
        if($flag){
           $searchText = '"' . $searchText . '"';
        }else{
           $searchText = '';
        }
        
        return $searchText;
    }

    blackray, 04 Марта 2011

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  3. Си / Говнокод #5847

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    printf("%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%f\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t", ...

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  4. PHP / Говнокод #5834

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    $url=$_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'];
$url9=substr($url,0,9);
$url8=substr($url,0,8);
$url14=substr($url,0,14);
$url10=substr($url,0,10);
$url5=substr($url,0,5);
if ($url9=='/calendar') {
printf('<!-- (C)2000-2010 Gemius SA - gemiusAudience / sitecom / Calendar -->
<script type="text/javascript">
<!--//--><![CDATA[//><!--
var pp_gemius_identifier = new String(\'xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\');
//--><!]]>
</script>
<script type="text/javascript" src=" http://site.com/gemius/xgemius.js"></script>');
}elseif ($url8=='/content'){
printf('<!-- (C)2000-2010 Gemius SA - gemiusAudience / sitecom / Content -->
<script type="text/javascript">
<!--//--><![CDATA[//><!--
var pp_gemius_identifier = new String(\'xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\');
//--><!]]>
</script>
<script type="text/javascript" src=" http://site.com/gemius/xgemius.js"></script>');
}
elseif ($url14=='/forum_arch'){
printf('<!-- (C)2000-2010 Gemius SA - gemiusAudience / sitecom / Forum archiv -->
<script type="text/javascript">
<!--//--><![CDATA[//><!--
var pp_gemius_identifier = new String(\'xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\');
//--><!]]>
</script>
<script type="text/javascript" src=" http://site.com/gemius/xgemius.js"></script>');
}
elseif ($url10=='/forum/'){
printf('<!-- (C)2000-2010 Gemius SA - gemiusAudience / sitecom / Forum pages -->
<script type="text/javascript">
<!--//--><![CDATA[//><!--
var pp_gemius_identifier = new String(\'xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\');
//--><!]]>
</script>
<script type="text/javascript" src=" http://site.com/gemius/xgemius.js"></script>');
}
elseif ($url5=='/news'){
printf('<!-- (C)2000-2010 Gemius SA - gemiusAudience / sitecom / News -->
<script type="text/javascript">
<!--//--><![CDATA[//><!--
var pp_gemius_identifier = new String(\'xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\');
//--><!]]>
</script>
<script type="text/javascript" src=" http://site.com/gemius/xgemius.js"></script>');
}
else {
printf('<!-- (C)2000-2010 Gemius SA - gemiusAudience / sitecom / Glavnaja stranitsa sajta -->
<script type="text/javascript">
<!--//--><![CDATA[//><!--
var pp_gemius_identifier = new String(\'xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\');
//--><!]]>
</script>
<script type="text/javascript" src=" http://site.com/gemius/xgemius.js"></script>');
}

    Вместо xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxx в коде оригинальные id счетчиков. Это всё чудо лежит в базе и выполняется через eval()

    nergalic, 01 Марта 2011

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  5. PHP / Говнокод #5823

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    $difference = strtotime($VipAcc['DateTime']) - time();

$d = floor($difference/60/60/24);
$h = floor(($difference - $d*60*60*24)/60/60);
$m = floor(($difference - $d*60*60*24 - $h*60*60)/60);

    так и не выучил функций по работе со временем

    ($VipAcc['DateTime'] - значение взято з базы)

    Sergunik, 28 Февраля 2011

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  6. JavaScript / Говнокод #5817

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    <script language="javascript" src="http://media.fastclick.net/w/get.media?sid=24280&m=1&tp=5&d=j&t=n"></script><noscript><a href="http://media.fastclick.net/w/click.here?sid=24280&m=1&c=1" target="_blank"><img src="http://media.fastclick.net/w/get.media?sid=24280&m=1&tp=5&d=s&c=1"width=728 height=90 border=1></a></noscript> 
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=ISO-8859-1" />
<title>unstyled form</title>
<script type="text/JavaScript">
<!--
function myF(targ,selObj,restore){
  eval(targ+".location='"+selObj.options[selObj.selectedIndex].value+"'");
  if (restore) selObj.selectedIndex=0;
}
//-->
</script>
</head>

<body>
<form id="form1">
	<select name="menu1" onchange="myF('parent',this,0)">
		<option>Return to home page</option>
		<option>Contact</option>
		<option>unnamed1</option>
	</select>
</form>
</body>
</html>

    С новым 1993-им годом!

    xxx, 28 Февраля 2011

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  7. Java / Говнокод #5790

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    public static void getShops(Favorite favoriteBrands,
			Favorite favoriteShops, StationItem station,
			WorkingTimeFilter workTimeFilter, boolean[] filter, String keyword,
			GeoLocationPointItem userLocation,
			GeoLocationPointItem searchLocation, String catalogId,
			String netId, String page, String pageSize, String api,
			AsyncTask callback, ConnectionWatcher watcher) {
//...
//упаковка кучи параметров


		boolean emptyFavBrands = false;
		if (favoriteBrands != null) {
			int i = 0;
			for (FavoriteItem item : favoriteBrands) {
				String id = item.getId();
				Log.i(tag, "addFaforiteBrand " + id);
				params.add(new BasicNameValuePair(PARAMS_FAVORITE_BRAND_ID
						+ "[" + i + "]", id));
				i++;
			}
			if (i == 0)
				emptyFavBrands = true;
		}

		boolean emptyFavShops = false;
		if (favoriteShops != null) {
			int i = 0;
			for (FavoriteItem item : favoriteShops) {
				String id = item.getId();
				Log.i(tag, "addFaforiteShop " + id);
				params.add(new BasicNameValuePair(PARAMS_FAVORITE_SHOP_ID + "[" + i
						+ "]", id));
				i++;
			}
			if (i == 0)
				emptyFavShops = true;
		}

		boolean error = false;

		if (emptyFavBrands && emptyFavShops) {
			if (favoriteBrands != null || favoriteShops != null)
				error = true;
		}

		if (emptyFavShops) {
			if (favoriteBrands == null && favoriteShops != null)
				error = true;
		}

		if (emptyFavBrands) {
			if (favoriteBrands != null && favoriteShops == null)
				error = true;
		}

		if (error) {
			callback.onError(JsonEntity.FAVORITE_ERROR, new IOException());
			return;
		}
}

    Обращение к веб-сервису. Вызов этого метода при переносе IDE "растекается" на 5-6 строк.
    Самое интересное - проверка корректности параметров находится в самом конце метода (длиной 150 строк)

    rphx, 23 Февраля 2011

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  8. SQL / Говнокод #5782

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    IF @Detail is not null
      AND (SELECT
            COUNT(AppraisalResponseID)
            FROM AppraisalResponseHistory
            WHERE AppraisalResponseID = @AppraisalResponseID) >0
      BEGIN
            INSERT INTO AppraisalResponseHistory 
            ( AppraisalResponseID, 
                  PermissionID, 
                  AppraisalTypeQuestionPromptID, 
                  Detail, 
                  ModifiedDate, 
                  PersonID )
      
            SELECT AppraisalResponse.ID, 
                  AppraisalResponse.PermissionID,
                   AppraisalResponse.AppraisalTypeQuestionPromptID,
                   AppraisalResponse.Detail, 
                  AppraisalResponse.ModifiedDate,
                  PersonID
            FROM AppraisalResponse
            WHERE AppraisalResponse.ID=@AppraisalResponseID AND AppraisalResponse.Detail<>@Detail
      
      END
ELSE
      IF COALESCE(@Detail, '') = ''
--if the reviewer is inserting a blank record after having filled in a response, insert into history
--if the blank record is the place holder, do not insert into history
      AND (SELECT
            COUNT(AppraisalResponseID)
            FROM AppraisalResponseHistory
            WHERE AppraisalResponseID = @AppraisalResponseID) >0
      BEGIN
            INSERT INTO AppraisalResponseHistory 
            ( AppraisalResponseID, 
                  PermissionID, 
                  AppraisalTypeQuestionPromptID, 
                  Detail, 
                  ModifiedDate, 
                  PersonID )
      
            SELECT AppraisalResponse.ID, 
                  AppraisalResponse.PermissionID,
                   AppraisalResponse.AppraisalTypeQuestionPromptID,
                   AppraisalResponse.Detail, 
                  AppraisalResponse.ModifiedDate,
                  PersonID
            FROM AppraisalResponse
            WHERE AppraisalResponse.ID=@AppraisalResponseID AND AppraisalResponse.Detail<>@Detail
END

    If @Detail is not null or blank, I need to check if AppraisalResponse.Detail is blank or null (- I think this is where I am running into so much trouble). If it is blank or null then
    I need to check if there is already a record in AppraisalHistory with this ID. If there is, I need to insert the blank record to history, otherwise not.

    If @Detail is null.
    I need to check if there is already a record in Appraisal History with this ID. If there is, I need to insert the blank record to history, otherwise not.

    Даже описание скопипащено

    3.14159265, 23 Февраля 2011

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  9. PHP / Говнокод #5774

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    $year = date("Y");
$month = date("m");
$day = date("d"); 

if ($month == 9 or $month == 10 or $month == 11)
{
$month_new = $month + 1;
echo $year.'-'.$month_new.'-'.$day;  
}
else 
{

if ($month == 12) {$year_new = $year + 1; 
$year_new = $year + 1;
$month_new = 1; 
echo $year_new.'-0'.$month_new.'-'.$day;  }
else {
$month_new = $month + 1;
echo $year.'-0'.$month_new.'-'.$day;} 
}

    не удержался )

    Sulik78, 22 Февраля 2011

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  10. Perl / Говнокод #5766

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    # Функция обновляет файл базы
        # Пользоваться: cut_jnl($bc, $local_ip, $jnl_string_new);
        sub cut_jnl
        {

                     my ( $bc, $ip_old, $string_new ) = @_;
                     open (JNL, "<$bc->{const}{base_jnl}");
                     undef $\;
                     my @all_file = <JNL>;
                     close JNL;
                     chomp($string_new);
                     $string_new .= "\n" if ($string_new ne '');
                     grep { s/.*$ip_old;.*/$string_new/sg } @all_file;
                     open (JNL, ">$bc->{const}{base_jnl}");
                     grep { print JNL } @all_file;
                     close JNL;
                     $bc->{const}{info}->debug("Update jnl, update string: $ip_old on $string_new");

        }

    no comments... особенно доставляют инструкции grep {}, это похлеще map {} будет.

    SadKo, 22 Февраля 2011

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  11. C++ / Говнокод #5740

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    CString sLineNumber = _T("Line");
	for(int lineIndex = 0; lineIndex < 255; lineIndex++)
	{
		sLineNumber += (_itot(lineIndex + 1, temp, 10));
		...
		sLineNumber = _T("Line");
	}

    Build the string variable in loop, instead of use CString::Format(...)

    ShuraKotov, 21 Февраля 2011

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